Stolen from Dave Barry in Cyberspace:
:) Happy person
:( Sad person
:-) Happy person with a nose
:-( Sad person with a nose
:--( Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose
:-D Person laughing
:-D* Person laughing so hard that he or she does not notice
that a 5-legged spider is hanging from his or her lip
:-| Person unsure of which long-distance company to choose
>8-O-(&) Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm
;-) Person winking
.-) Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball
:-OWW Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims
:-Q Person who just had cybersex and is now enjoying a
postcoital cybercigarette
>:-Q -... Person who was enjoying a postcoital cigarette until he
suddenly noticed, to his alarm, that there is some kind of
discharge dribbling from his cybermember
:-{ 8 Person who is unhappy with the results of her
breast-enlargement surgery
:V:-| Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk to
him or her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his or
her head
~oE]:-| Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or
her head containing a three-legged octopus that is giving off
smell rays.
>:-[ -{9 Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth
to a squirrel