Last Minute Bad Gift Ideas

Top Ten Most Dangerous Toys

  1. The Hula Noose

  2. Professor Saddam’s Li’l Biological Warfare Kit

  3. Light-Me-On-Fire Elmo

  4. Chutes, Ladders and Open Manhole Covers

  5. Mattel Ass Rocket

  6. Rabid Snoopy

  7. The “Too-Big-For-My-Windpipe” Jigsaw Puzzle

  8. Mr. Potato Head Multiple Outlet Strip

  9. Linda Tripp’s “Let’s Tape Daddy” Portable Recorder

  10. E-Z Bake Open-Flame Oven

— David Letterman

Then there’s the Johnny Reb Cannon:

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