Top Ten Most Dangerous Toys
- The Hula Noose
- Professor Saddam’s Li’l Biological Warfare Kit
- Light-Me-On-Fire Elmo
- Chutes, Ladders and Open Manhole Covers
- Mattel Ass Rocket
- Rabid Snoopy
- The “Too-Big-For-My-Windpipe” Jigsaw Puzzle
- Mr. Potato Head Multiple Outlet Strip
- Linda Tripp’s “Let’s Tape Daddy” Portable Recorder
- E-Z Bake Open-Flame Oven
— David Letterman
Then there’s the Johnny Reb Cannon: