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Cooking a twenty-five pound turkey in under thirty seconds with ten pounds of thermite.
I pretend I'm living in a styrofoam packing crate, high in the SWISS ALPS, still unable to accept the idea of TOUCH-TONE DIALING!!
(via email)
(from the don’t try this at home dept.)
Cooking a twenty-five pound turkey in under thirty seconds with ten pounds of thermite.