(via Musings of a Philosophical Scrivener) 2004 Republican Convention Event Schedule By Rich Proctor AUG. 30 OPENING PRAYER read by Mel Gibson, while being flogged with a spiked leather strap wielded by Ann Coulter, who will enjoy it a little too much. TOM RIDGE raises National Alert Level to RED. LEST WE FORGET — HONORARY … Continue reading “2004 Republican Convention Event Schedule”
Month: July 2004
Pod Six is Jerks!
Those jerks from Pod Six have a website. Sealab 2021
Only in Florida
Florida Republicans Tell Some Voters to Skip Touchscreens, Vote Absentee TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) – Republican Gov. Jeb Bush has tried for months to persuade Florida voters touchscreen voting machines are reliable. His own party apparently hasn’t gotten the message. The state GOP paid for a flier critical of the new technology and sent it to … Continue reading “Only in Florida”
I’ll be Damned…
(via Letters of Marque) The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell – The City of Dis! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High Level 2 (Lustful) High Level 3 (Gluttonous) High Level … Continue reading “I’ll be Damned…”
What Bush Is Not
(via The Talent Show) Negative Capability (Harpers.org): The following assertions were collected from public statements made by George W. Bush and his official spokesmen since 1997. Originally from Harper’s Magazine, May 2004. The President of the United States is not a fact-checker. I’m not a statistician. I’m not a numbers-cruncher. I’m not one of these … Continue reading “What Bush Is Not”
Waffle Simulation / Waffle Iron Simulator
(from the trivial Google oddities dept.) This site is the number 1 result when searching for waffle iron simulator and when searching for waffle simulation on Google.
Paris Business Review
Paris Business Review / Revue des Affaires de Paris There is no “Paris Business Review” and Bill O’Reilly is a liar. Media Matters for America O’REILLY: Now if the [Canadian] government — if your government harbors these two deserter [sic], doesn’t send them back … there will be a boycott of your country which will … Continue reading “Paris Business Review”
Release the Bush Records
(via John Kerry for President – D-Bunker) Mary Beth Cahill to Ken Mehlman: Release the Bush Records July 13, 2004 Ken Mehlman Campaign Manager BUSH-CHENEY ’04, Inc. Dear Ken: Over the past several months, allies of the President have questioned John Kerry’s patriotism while your staff has criticized his service in Vietnam. Republicans and their … Continue reading “Release the Bush Records”
The Liberal Media Compares the Candidates
Typical Wingnuttery
Here’s a recent entry (spelling and formatting preserved) from my Guestbook. The author of this entry felt this information was so important he posted it 12 times!!! Name: Roger WykoffEmail: [deleted]Date: Tue Jul 13 05:09:09 2004Homepage: From: IndianaReferred from: GoogleComments: I keep hearing Vietnam Veteran everytime this joker makes a speech. Below adds some perspective. … Continue reading “Typical Wingnuttery”