Avast! It be September 19th… Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. — H. L. Mencken
I think I may have finally found a way to utilize my physics degrees. 🙂
Jessica Simpson Is Ordered on Vocal Rest “It is true that she has indeed lost her voice,” Simpson’s publicist, Rob Shuter, told The Associated Press on Tuesday. “She’s been ordered to rest. … She can talk, she can croak out a few sentences. She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can’t sing.” …she … Continue reading “Good News!”
I consider myself fortunate I never found it necessary to be an AOL user.
(via Blog 7)
After waiting 15 minutes to talk to a person…
AOL: Hi this is John at AOL … how may I help you today?
VINCENT: I wanted to cancel my account.
AOL: Sorry to hear that. Let’s pull your account up here real quick. Can I have your name please?
VINCENT: I don’t know how to make this any clearer, so I’m just gonna say it one last time. Cancel the account.
AOL: Well explain to me what’s, why…
VINCENT: You’re not helping me.
AOL: I am trying to help.
VINCENT: Helping… listen, I called to cancel the AOL account. Helping me would be canceling the account. Please help me and cancel the account.
AOL: No, it wouldn’t actually.
VINCENT: Cancel the account. I don’t know how to make this any clearer for you. Cancel the account. When I say cancel the account, I don’t mean help me figure out how to keep it, I mean cancel the account.
AOL: Well, I’m sorry, I don’t know what anybody’s done to you Vincent because all I’m…
…this went on for 5 minutes.(more…)
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(via Bad Astronomy Blog) I hope the world doesn’t end today — I have plans this weekend! This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays. — Arthur Dent