Category: Religion
He shall pay her father
If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.
Were like those of donkeys
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
So, shall I begin the Christmas story?
Absolutely, as long as it’s not that terribly depressing one about the chap who gets born on Christmas Day, shoots his mouth off about everything under the sun, and then comes a cropper with a couple of rum coves on top of a hill in Johnny Arab land. — from Black Adder’s Christmas Carol
Political Idolatry
Dear Christian,
When you tell someone “you aren’t a real Christian unless you vote for my preferred candidate,” all you are doing is declaring to the world that you can no longer tell the difference between Christianity and your political party.
That’s political idolatry.
– brcremer
Easter 2024
The Gospel According to Saint Matthew (1964)
$60 for a book in the public domain
War on Christmas 2023
to all my friends and followers, Merry Christmas. to all you dipshits who think the war on Christmas is a real thing, happy holidays
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) December 25, 2023
If Republicans Said the Quiet Parts Loud About the War on Christmas:
(more…)Mmmm, Hanukkah Ham
