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Pretty Nutty
(via Mike the Mad Biologist) Lafayette County Republican Central Committee’s billboard
This ought to cause some more heads to explode…
Former President Clinton unveils statue in Kosovo
By NEBI QENA, Associated Press Writer Nebi Qena, Associated Press Writer – Sun Nov 1, 11:46 am ET
PRISTINA, Kosovo – Thousands of ethnic Albanians braved low temperatures and a cold wind in Kosovo’s capital Pristina to welcome former President Bill Clinton on Sunday as he attended the unveiling of an 11-foot (3.5-meter) statue of himself on a key boulevard that also bears his name.
Clinton is celebrated as a hero by Kosovo’s ethnic Albanian majority for launching NATO’s bombing campaign against Yugoslavia in 1999 that stopped the brutal Serb forces’ crackdown on independence-seeking ethnic Albanians.
This is his first visit to Kosovo since it declared independence from Serbia last year.
Many waved American, Albanian and Kosovo flags and chanted “USA!” as the former president climbed on top of a podium with his poster in the background reading “Kosovo honors a hero.”
Some peeked out of balconies and leaned on window sills to get a better view of Clinton from their apartment blocks.
To thunderous applause Clinton waved to the crowd as the red cover was pulled off from the statue.
The statue is placed on top of a white-tiled base, in the middle of a tiny square, surrounded by communist-era buildings.
Meanwhile, such honors seem to elude George W. Bush.
Motivationated
Bush Headlining ‘Motivational Mega Show’ With ‘Inspirational Firepower’ We’ve reported on Get Motivated before, but still, Bush’s planned involvement came as something of a surprise. Besides Bradshaw (“legendary NFL Hall of Fame quarterback), Ziglar (“America’s #1 motivator”) and Giuliani (“America’s mayor”), Bush will appear at the Fort Worth event with Colin Powell (“legendary soldier-statesman”), Robert … Continue reading “Motivationated”
This ought to cause some heads to explode…
The Conservative Bible Project
(from the this is for real and not from the Onion dept.)
(via Pharyngula)
Liberal bias has become the single biggest distortion in modern Bible translations. There are three sources of errors in conveying biblical meaning:
- lack of precision in the original language, such as terms underdeveloped to convey new concepts of Christianity
- lack of precision in modern language
- translation bias in converting the original language to the modern one.
Of these three sources of errors, the last introduces the largest error, and the biggest component of that error is liberal bias. Large reductions in this error can be attained simply by retranslating the KJV into modern English.[1]
As of 2009, there is no fully conservative translation of the Bible which satisfies the following ten guidelines:[2]
- Framework against Liberal Bias: providing a strong framework that enables a thought-for-thought translation without corruption by liberal bias
- Not Emasculated: avoiding unisex, “gender inclusive” language, and other modern emasculation of Christianity
- Not Dumbed Down: not dumbing down the reading level, or diluting the intellectual force and logic of Christianity; the NIV is written at only the 7th grade level[3]
- Utilize Powerful Conservative Terms: using powerful new conservative terms as they develop;[4] defective translations use the word “comrade” three times as often as “volunteer”; similarly, updating words which have a change in meaning, such as “word”, “peace”, and “miracle”.
- Combat Harmful Addiction: combating addiction by using modern terms for it, such as “gamble” rather than “cast lots”;[5] using modern political terms, such as “register” rather than “enroll” for the census
- Accept the Logic of Hell: applying logic with its full force and effect, as in not denying or downplaying the very real existence of Hell or the Devil.
- Express Free Market Parables; explaining the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning
- Exclude Later-Inserted Liberal Passages: excluding the later-inserted liberal passages that are not authentic, such as the adulteress story
- Credit Open-Mindedness of Disciples: crediting open-mindedness, often found in youngsters like the eyewitnesses Mark and John, the authors of two of the Gospels
- Prefer Conciseness over Liberal Wordiness: preferring conciseness to the liberal style of high word-to-substance ratio; avoid compound negatives and unnecessary ambiguities; prefer concise, consistent use of the word “Lord” rather than “Jehovah” or “Yahweh” or “Lord God.”
Thus, a project has begun among members of Conservapedia to translate the Bible in accordance with these principles. The translated Bible can be found here.
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
— William Shakespeare (The Merchant of Venice)
A Dog Bites Man Story
Glenn Beck is completely insane
In other news:
- Water is wet
- The Pope is Catholic
- Bears shit in the woods
Eerily Familiar
Whiny spam from Executive Director Lloyd Smith
I’m not sure whether I should be more offended by the bullshit in this email or that it was so obviously incompetently targeted… Subject: Help us stop Democrats’ harassment and intimidation on health care From:“Lloyd Smith, Executive Director” <gopfeedback@mogop.org> Date: Tue, 1 Sep 2009 21:31:53 UT To: Janice Hopkins Dear Concerned Conservative, BZZZT! WRONG! Democrats … Continue reading “Whiny spam from Executive Director Lloyd Smith”
Nazi Sympathizer
Is Pat Buchanan a Nazi Sympathizer? It would be irresponsible not to speculate. With many conservatives comparing Obama to Hitler, does anyone else find it funny that whenever there’s a defense of Hitler, it comes from a conservative?
