Rapture Watch

The Bible’s Book of Revelations portends the end of days and the second coming of the Christian Messiah (one of our President’s favorite stories). Though no one knows when the end times will come, there are signs that will appear to men. Here on Morning Sedition we won’t let you be caught off guard by the end of the world. That’s why we present this week’s Rapture Watch with Milf Cardinal Milfington of the recently disgraced Diocese of …

Take heed, fornicators, here’s an archive of Rapture Watches from the old Morning Sedition program — enjoy them, in Hell!

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