RiffTrax Live: Starship Troopers in theaters August 15th! Tickets on sale now! RiffTrax Live is back in select cinemas nationwide on Thursday, August 15th for a hilarious never-before-seen take on the king of modern campy sci-fi epics: Starship Troopers. Join Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett for a live riff on this masterpiece … Continue reading “Starship Troopers”
Month: June 2013
Someone To Love
Fountains of Wayne – “Someone To Love”:
Living the Dream
He has gone beyond the need for design
(printed by fortune in one of my terminal windows today) The Master replies: “That programmer has mastered the Tao. He has gone beyond the need for design; he does not become angry when the system crashes, but accepts the universe without concern. He has gone beyond the need for documentation; he no longer cares if … Continue reading “He has gone beyond the need for design”
Cosmik Debris
Frank Zappa – “Cosmik Debris”:
(more…)880,000
(from the depressing milestone dept.) Since January 16, 2006, over 880,000 attempts to post comment spam to this site have been logged. That’s 10,000 spam comments since June 8, 2013 and over 173 times the number of legitimate comments posted to this web site since June, 2001.
Gazpacho Soup
(from the healthy alternative to this dept.) It was the greatest night of my life. I’d been invited to the Captain’s Table. I’d only been with the company fourteen years. Six officers and me! They called me “Arnold.” We had gazpacho soup for starters. I didn’t know gazpacho soup was meant to be served cold. … Continue reading “Gazpacho Soup”
A Tale of Two Programmers
(printed by fortune in one of my terminal windows today) There was once a programmer who worked upon microprocessors. “Look at how well off I am here,” he said to a mainframe programmer who came to visit, “I have my own operating system and file storage device. I do not have to share my resources … Continue reading “A Tale of Two Programmers”
A Change of Seasons
Dream Theater – “A Change of Seasons” (Live 2000):
(more…)Mmmm, Watered Down Mouse
