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Category: Politics
Bush: ‘Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over’
An oddly prescient article (this link is broken) from the January 18, 2001 issue of the The Onion. Update: Now there’s a hyperlinked version.
The World’s Shortest Blog
(via The Laporte Report) Just One Question… “How many times have you been arrested, Mr. President?” Why not?
Republicans
(via Eschaton) This is how Republicans dishonor our armed forces…
MSNBC’s Stupid Poll
(via Eschaton) Here’s a recent poll from MSGOP MSNBC: Seems to me there should be at least one more option. The person who came up with this poll probably used to do web polls for Senator Bill Frist.
Galilean Citizens for Truth
(via Tina’s Shark Tank) What if Karl Rove lived during the time of Jesus? I suppose we would have something like Galilean Citizens for Truth.
Republican National Convention Schedule
(via email) 6:00pm – Opening prayer 6:15pm – Supplementary opening prayer 6:30pm – Prayer in thanks of first two prayers 6:45pm – Summary of administration’s energy policy (presented by Exxon) 7:00pm – Canonization of Reagan 7:15pm – Additional prayers 7:30pm – Opening remarks (presented by Halliburton) 8:00pm – Prayer for the safety and well-being of … Continue reading “Republican National Convention Schedule”
Swift Boat Liars for Bush
(via Joe Bob’s Week in Review) The Swift Boat Veterans for Truth released a new series of ads claiming that John Kerry was not a Swift Boat captain, there were no Swift Boats in Vietnam, and the Swift Boat itself is not swift. — Joe Bob Briggs
Liberals love America like grown-ups
(stolen from Musings of a Philosophical Scrivener….) They don’t get it. We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they love America the way a four-year loves her mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a four-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy … Continue reading “Liberals love America like grown-ups”
1969
(via Eschaton) Cowards All Around And the larger story here is clear: John Kerry volunteered for the Navy, volunteered to go to Vietnam, and then, when he was sitting around Cam Ranh Bay bored with nothing to do, requested the most dangerous duty a Naval officer could be given. He saved a man’s life. He … Continue reading “1969”