New Rule: When you marry Charlie Sheen, don’t be surprised when he turns out to be Charlie Sheen! We are talking about a guy who paid hookers by check. Marrying Charlie Sheen and getting mad he’s a freak, is like electing two shills from the oil industry and getting mad when the price of gas … Continue reading “Don’t be surprised”
Category: Humor
Here’s how it works
But, listen, let’s review the rules. Here’s how it works. The president makes decisions, he’s the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Put them through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your … Continue reading “Here’s how it works”
Deck Chairs
So the white house has personnel changes. Then you write they’re just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. First of all, that is a terrible metaphor. This ships not sinking. This administration is soaring. If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg… — Stephen Colbert (White House Correspondent’s Dinner: April 29, … Continue reading “Deck Chairs”
March Madness
You know what I like most about the NCAA Basketball Tournament? Sixty-three losers. — George Carlin
Walks into a bar…
(via email) A Ringwraith walks into a bar, sits down, and gets a beer. A local lothario comes over, takes the next seat, and says: “So tell me–what’s a Nazgul like you doing in a place like this?”
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(via Pharyngula) Non-Religious Turmoil Escalates 15,000 atheists in London rioted after a blank sheet of paper was found on a cartoonist’s desk. Turns out there’s a cartoon.
Emoticons
Stolen from Dave Barry in Cyberspace: 🙂 Happy person 🙁 Sad person 🙂 Happy person with a nose 🙁 Sad person with a nose :–( Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose 😀 Person laughing :-D* Person laughing so hard that he or she does not notice that a 5-legged … Continue reading “Emoticons”
Intelligent Design FAQ
(via Pharyngula) For your enjoyment and edification, here’s an Intelligent Design FAQ.
Wow! Mallard Fillmore can actually be funny…
Check out: Gipper, the Talking Points Duck
History of BASIC
Lots of laughs — History of the BASIC family of languages: 1983 – Microsoft produces their first BASIC compiler for the PC. They are so embarrassed about it, they convince IBM to sell it under the IBM brand. The IBM Basic Compiler 1.0 is launched. It allows programs to have a maximum size of 64K, … Continue reading “History of BASIC”