Theological Worldview

Spong You scored as Modern Liberal. You are a Modern Liberal. Science and historical study have shown so much of the Bible to be unreliable and that conservative faith has made Jesus out to be a much bigger deal than he actually was. Discipleship involves continuing to preach and practice Jesus’ measure of love and acceptance, and dogma is not important in today’s world. You are influenced by thinkers like Bultmann and Bishop Spong.

Emergent/Postmodern

82%

Modern Liberal

82%

Classical Liberal

50%

Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan

39%

Neo orthodox

36%

Roman Catholic

18%

Charismatic/Pentecostal

18%

Reformed Evangelical

11%

Fundamentalist

0%

What's your theological worldview?
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Even though this quiz wasn’t designed for someone like me, the results aren’t too far off. The 0% Fundamentalist is correct. The 18% Catholic is probably a result of me spending 6 years at a Jesuit university.

You have to admire German efficiency

(via Blog 7)

German city builds ‘sex huts’ for World Cup:

BERLIN – A German city is rushing to install a series of drive-in wooden “sex huts” in time for next year’s soccer World Cup and an expected boom in the local sex trade, a city official said on Wednesday.

Dortmund, one of 12 cities to host World Cup matches, is anxious to keep prostitutes and their clients off the streets by providing them with discreet places to do business.

Experts estimate as many as 40,000 prostitutes may travel to Germany to offer their services to fans during the tournament.

Dortmund plans to arrange the Dutch-designed huts, which have been introduced in the city of Cologne, another World Cup venue, in an area with condom machines and snack bar.

You know you’re a Republican when…

(via Daily Kos)

  • Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.
  • Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
  • A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
  • Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
  • The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.
  • Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
  • Global warming is junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
  • Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

Deep Throat


Deep throat,
Deeper than deep your throat
Deep throat,
Don’t row your boat
Don’t get your goat
That’s all she wrote
Deep throat

NO! not that Deep Throat.

Washington Post Confirms Felt Was ‘Deep Throat’:

The Washington Post today confirmed that W. Mark Felt, a former number-two official at the FBI, was “Deep Throat,” the secretive source who provided information that helped unravel the Watergate scandal in the early 1970s and contributed to the resignation of president Richard M. Nixon.

Bradlee said today, “The thing that stuns me is that the goddamn secret has lasted this long.” He was the Post’s executive editor during Watergate and now is a vice president of the newspaper.

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