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Picture taken by Mars Exploration Rover Spirit — more here.
He used to cut the grass
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(from the yet another reason to stay out of prison dept.)
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Steve makes prison wine. While you’re at it, check out the rest of the hilarious Steve, Don’t Eat It! series.
![]() | You scored as Modern Liberal. You are a Modern Liberal. Science and historical study have shown so much of the Bible to be unreliable and that conservative faith has made Jesus out to be a much bigger deal than he actually was. Discipleship involves continuing to preach and practice Jesus’ measure of love and acceptance, and dogma is not important in today’s world. You are influenced by thinkers like Bultmann and Bishop Spong.
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Even though this quiz wasn’t designed for someone like me, the results aren’t too far off. The 0% Fundamentalist is correct. The 18% Catholic is probably a result of me spending 6 years at a Jesuit university.
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German city builds ‘sex huts’ for World Cup:
BERLIN – A German city is rushing to install a series of drive-in wooden “sex huts” in time for next year’s soccer World Cup and an expected boom in the local sex trade, a city official said on Wednesday.
Dortmund, one of 12 cities to host World Cup matches, is anxious to keep prostitutes and their clients off the streets by providing them with discreet places to do business.
Experts estimate as many as 40,000 prostitutes may travel to Germany to offer their services to fans during the tournament.
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Dortmund plans to arrange the Dutch-designed huts, which have been introduced in the city of Cologne, another World Cup venue, in an area with condom machines and snack bar.
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(printed by fortune in one of my terminal windows today)
Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A: The same middle name.
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Deep throat,
Deeper than deep your throat
Deep throat,
Don’t row your boat
Don’t get your goat
That’s all she wrote
Deep throat
NO! not that Deep Throat.
Washington Post Confirms Felt Was ‘Deep Throat’:
The Washington Post today confirmed that W. Mark Felt, a former number-two official at the FBI, was “Deep Throat,” the secretive source who provided information that helped unravel the Watergate scandal in the early 1970s and contributed to the resignation of president Richard M. Nixon.
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Bradlee said today, “The thing that stuns me is that the goddamn secret has lasted this long.” He was the Post’s executive editor during Watergate and now is a vice president of the newspaper.
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From the FAS website: Nuclear Weapon Effects Calculator