Since January 16, 2006, over 12,000 attempts to post comment spam to this site have been logged. That’s 1,000 spam comments since April 28, 2006.
Friday Random Ten: 2006-05-12
| Name | Artist | Album | Genre | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Dumb All Over | Frank Zappa | You Are What You Is | Alternative & Punk |
| 2. | The Calling | Yes | Talk | Rock |
| 3. | Day Danse | Chick Corea | My Spanish Heart | Jazz |
| 4. | Dreamscape | Alan Parsons | Try Anything Once | Rock |
| 5. | Mexican Radio | Wall Of Voodoo | Call Of The West | Alternative & Punk |
| 6. | Recuerdos (Reminiscences) | Stan Kenton | Cuban Fire! | Jazz |
| 7. | Warrior Horsemen Of The Spirit Thundering Over Hills Of Doubt To A Place Of Hope | David Torn/Mick Karn/Terry Bozzio | Polytown | Rock |
| 8. | Comfortably Numb | Dar Williams | My Better Self | Folk |
| 9. | End Of The Line | Stan Ridgway | The Big Heat | Rock |
| 10. | Silk Pyjamas | Thomas Dolby | Astronauts & Heretics | Alternative & Punk |
Do you people have to ruin everything?
New Rule: Keep Jesus out of strip clubs. A former dancer from Las Vegas has founded “JC’s Girls,” a ministry that brings the healing power of the Lord directly to America’s strip clubs and adult businesses. Do you people have to ruin everything? You’ve got the White House, the Congress, the Supreme Court. Can’t you leave us heathens a couple of titty bars out by the airport? The only good news a guy wants to hear in a strip club is, “Sure you can touch me there.” Or so I’ve heard.
— Bill Maher
I’m sure they’ll be relieved
It looks like I’ll be removing a certain prominent search engine company from my shit list…
HA-HA!
Blaine fails to break underwater record in New York:
<Nelson Muntz>
HA-HA!
</Nelson Muntz>
Colbert – 2006 White House Correspondents Dinner
Stephen Colbert – 2006 White House Correspondents Dinner:
(more…)Don’t be surprised
New Rule: When you marry Charlie Sheen, don’t be surprised when he turns out to be Charlie Sheen! We are talking about a guy who paid hookers by check. Marrying Charlie Sheen and getting mad he’s a freak, is like electing two shills from the oil industry and getting mad when the price of gas goes up.
— Bill Maher
Friday Random Ten: 2006-05-05
| Name | Artist | Album | Genre | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Wonderous Stories | Yes | Going For The One | Rock |
| 2. | That Voice Again | Peter Gabriel | So | Rock |
| 3. | The Ring Goes South | Howard Shore | The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring | Soundtrack |
| 4. | Hands Of Love | Wall Of Voodoo | Call Of The West | Alternative & Punk |
| 5. | Perpetual Change | Yes | The Yes Album | Rock |
| 6. | Sat In Your Lap | Kate Bush | The Whole Story | Alternative & Punk |
| 7. | Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus | Frank Zappa | The Grand Wazoo | Alternative & Punk |
| 8. | In Your Eyes | Peter Gabriel | So | Rock |
| 9. | The Return Of The King | Howard Shore, Sir James Galway, Viggo Mortensen & Renée Fleming | The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King | Soundtrack |
| 10. | Itaipu: IV. “To the Sea” | Atlanta Symphony Orchestra And Chorus: Robert Shaw | Itaipu, The Canyon | Classical |
Creationism is a form of superstitious paganism
(via Pharyngula)
Creationism dismissed as ‘a kind of paganism’ by Vatican’s astronomer:
BELIEVING that God created the universe in six days is a form of superstitious paganism, the Vatican astronomer Guy Consolmagno claimed yesterday.
Brother Consolmagno, who works in a Vatican observatory in Arizona and as curator of the Vatican meteorite collection in Italy, said a “destructive myth” had developed in modern society that religion and science were competing ideologies.
He described creationism, whose supporters want it taught in schools alongside evolution, as a “kind of paganism” because it harked back to the days of “nature gods” who were responsible for natural events.
Brother Consolmagno argued that the Christian God was a supernatural one, a belief that had led the clergy in the past to become involved in science to seek natural reasons for phenomena such as thunder and lightning, which had been previously attributed to vengeful gods. “Knowledge is dangerous, but so is ignorance. That’s why science and religion need to talk to each other,” he said.
“Religion needs science to keep it away from superstition and keep it close to reality, to protect it from creationism, which at the end of the day is a kind of paganism – it’s turning God into a nature god. And science needs religion in order to have a conscience, to know that, just because something is possible, it may not be a good thing to do.”
Pretty good, but pagans may find the Creationism dismissed as ‘a kind of paganism’ line offensive.
Here we go again…
Here’s one that got by gmail’s spam filter:
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Check out:
- ticket number: 00742086-84
- serial number: 7759-1882
- lucky numbers: 09-10-23-24-26-29-38 (these numbers are lucky for a lot of people)
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