Decaffeinated Coffee Will Kill You

(from the let’s create a sensational headline for this story dept.)

Drinking decaffeinated coffee may be harmful to heart health:

Decaffeinated — not caffeinated — coffee may cause an increase in harmful LDL cholesterol by increasing a specific type of blood fat linked to the metabolic syndrome, hints a new study presented at the American Heart Association’s Scientific Sessions 2005. The Coffee and Lipoprotein Metabolism (CALM) study included 187 people, randomized to three groups: one that drank three to six cups of caffeinated coffee a day; another that drank three to six cups of decaffeinated coffee a day; and a third, the control group, that drank no coffee.

As someone who enjoys coffee but thinks decaffeinated tastes horrible, I have one think to say:

WOO-HOO!

Haymaker

(via email)

haymakerYou are one of life’s enjoyers, determined to get the most you can out of your brief spell on Earth. Probably what first attracted you to atheism was the prospect of liberation from the Ten Commandments, few of which are compatible with a life of pleasure. You play hard and work quite hard, have a strong sense of loyalty and a relaxed but consistent approach to your philosophy.

You can’t see the point of abstract principles and probably wouldn’t lay down your life for a concept though you might for a friend. Something of a champagne humanist, you admire George Bernard Shaw for his cheerful agnosticism and pursuit of sensual rewards and your Hollywood hero is Marlon Brando, who was beautiful, irascible and aimed for goodness in his own tortured way.

Sometimes you might be tempted to allow your own pleasures to take precedence over your ethics. But everyone is striving for that elusive balance between the good and the happy life. You’d probably open another bottle and say there’s no contest.

What kind of humanist are you? Click here to find out.

Unlike Theological Worldview test, this one is a bit closer to being designed for someone like me (the results aren’t necessarily an accurate description of me).

Semi-Naked Sushi Lady

(via Dark Bilious Vapors)

Mmmmm sushi

Brilliant! Combine two concepts (sushi and naked women) that are pretty cool on their own into a mega cool idea 🙂

4 questions for the seminaked sushi lady:

It’s the talk of the town. In the weeks since its introduction, the concept of nearly-naked-woman-as-plate has generated so much buzz in Chicago you’d think we live in an insular farm town in the 1940s. Or Utah.

Lost in the media buzz about the dishes has been the dish, that former belly dancer who, five nights a week, gets paid $100–plus tips–to allow parties of diners to mix fish flesh with fantasy.

She’s 24. Her name is, simply, Tabitha. And she’ll be your service tonight.

“It’s more difficult than it looks. I have to concentrate on staying still and control my breathing,” said Tabitha, echoing what some male customers will likely say.

Q What makes it difficult?

A It’s all about muscle control, so the food doesn’t fly off.

Q What do you think about while you’re lying atop a table, nearly naked, for an hour and a half ?

A I can hear the diners and I listen to the music, but I’m in my own world.

Q How have the customers treated you?

A People are afraid to go, then they take pieces from my stomach first. The breast pieces normally are the last eaten. Maybe it’s their nerves. It is borderline naughty.

Q Do you enforce any rules of etiquette?

A No tickling; don’t be too funny. I don’t want to laugh. Be good with your chopsticks–you don’t want to drop anything. No forks!

Body Sushi is available by reservation only, starting at $500 for four diners. Phone 312-335-9888, and be polite–Tabitha fields the calls.

Mmmmm more sushi Mmmmm even more sushi

Bill O’Reilly approves of terrorism

O’Reilly to San Francisco: “[I]f Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we’re not going to do anything about it. … You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead”:

Criticizing a ballot measure passed by 60 percent of San Francisco voters urging public high schools and colleges to prohibit on-campus military recruiting, Fox News host Bill O’Reilly declared on the November 8 broadcast of his nationally syndicated radio show, “[I]f Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we’re not going to do anything about it. We’re going to say, look, every other place in America is off-limits to you, except San Francisco.”

From the November 8 broadcast of Fox News’ The Radio Factor with Bill O’Reilly:

O’REILLY: Hey, you know, if you want to ban military recruiting, fine, but I’m not going to give you another nickel of federal money. You know, if I’m the president of the United States, I walk right into Union Square, I set up my little presidential podium, and I say, “Listen, citizens of San Francisco, if you vote against military recruiting, you’re not going to get another nickel in federal funds. Fine. You want to be your own country? Go right ahead.”

And if Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we’re not going to do anything about it. We’re going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.

The 210-foot Coit Tower was dedicated in 1933 and contains a museum and murals that depict working life in 1930s California.

Got that Al Qaeda? Bill O’Reilly says it’s OK for you to attack cities who disagree with him (one can assume this includes most large American cities). It must be nice to be an insane idiot like Bill O’Reilly, you get to say the most vile crap without serious repercussions…

Radical Cleric Pat Robertson Says Town Rejects God

Robertson Says Town Rejects God:

“I’d like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to God — you just rejected Him from your city,” Robertson said on his daily television show, “The 700 Club.”

“And don’t wonder why He hasn’t helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I’m not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that’s the case, don’t ask for His help because he might not be there,” he said.

What’s scary is this clown has millions of followers and powerful members of a certain political party (rhymes with repugnican) are afraid to offend him.

PZ Myers @ Pharyngula sums up Robertson’s version of Christianity:

I like it. The message is clear, it’s not hard to figure it out…Christianity is like an extortion racket, see, and if you don’t cough up, well, Lew here might have a little accident with your car, or your house, or your little girl. And then Mr Big wouldn’t be able to do nothin’ for you. He doesn’t mean nothing by it, he likes you, see, but if you don’t show him a little respect, you can’t expect him to trouble himself with your worries, OK? Me and Vinnie’ll be by tomorrow, and you will have that little donation ready.

The Ultimate _Star Trek_ Collection

(via Dark Bilious Vapors)

star trek The Ultimate Star Trek Collection (DVD)

The Ultimate Star Trek Collection: List Price: $3,908.99, though Amazon has it for only $2,499.99. This collection included 212 discs covering all the series and motion pictures:

  • Star Trek The Original Series: The Complete Seasons 1-3
  • Star Trek The Next Generation: The Complete Seasons 1-7
  • Star Trek Deep Space Nine: The Complete Seasons 1-7
  • Star Trek Voyager: The Complete Seasons 1-7
  • Star Trek Enterprise: The Complete Seasons 1-4
  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture
  • Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
  • Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
  • Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
  • Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
  • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
  • Star Trek: Generations
  • Star Trek: First Contact
  • Star Trek: Insurrection
  • Star Trek: Nemesis

Nevermind that more than half this material isn’t even worth owning, but $2500! I can think of a lot of things I’d spend $2500 on before even thinking about something like this.

Don’t give me any of that Star Trek crap. It’s too early in the morning.
— Dave Lister

Sometimes the system works

Apparent End of Dover School Board Reign of Error:

Just days after the close of testimony in the Kitzmiller et al. v. Dover Area School Board case, the people got a chance to put in their two cents via school board elections, choosing between the

incumbents

with their “intelligent design policy”, or the

contenders

of the Dover CARES campaign. The results, courtesy of the York Dispatch:

—– Dover —–
B Reinking Dem. 2754
H Mc Ilvaine, Jr. Dem. 2677
B Rehm Dem. 2625
T Emig Dem. 2716
A Bonsell Rep. 2469
J Cashman Rep. 2526
S Leber Rep. 2584
E Rowand Rep. 2547

2-Year Term
L Gurreri Dem. 2623
P Dapp Dem. 2670
J Mc Ilvaine Dem. 2658
E Riddle Rep. 2545
R Short Rep. 2544
S Harkins Rep. 2466

2-Year Unexp
P Herman Dem. 2542
D Napierskie Rep. 2516

6 Out of 6 precincts

The Democratic slate contains the challengers to the current board members.

It should be noted that the incoming board members from the Dover CARES campaign have a platform plank saying that “intelligent design” will be taught in Dover public schools. However, the venue of such instruction will not be the science classrooms, where it was out-of-place, but rather an elective course on comparative religion, where it fits perfectly.

It’s a clean sweep. Reinking, H McIlvaine, Rehm, Emig, Gurreri, Dapp, and J McIlvaine are in opposition to teaching intelligent design creationism. All the Republicans supported it.

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