Somebody Stole Jerry Garcia’s Pot

(from the toilet humor dept.)

Late Grateful Dead leader’s toilet stolen:

SONOMA, California –The long, strange trip continues for Jerry Garcia’s toilet. Police say the Grateful Dead leader’s commode was stolen recently from a driveway along with three other toilets and a bidet, The Press Democrat newspaper reported Saturday.

Garcia’s salmon-colored toilet was the subject of a legal battle before it was finally moved to Sonoma, to await shipment to a Canadian casino.

It’s unclear if the toilet was swiped by a wayward Deadhead or a thief remodeling a bathroom. Police have no suspects or leads.

Friday Random Ten: 2006-03-31


NameArtistAlbumGenre
1. Europa And The Pirate TwinsThomas DolbyThe Golden Age Of Wireless Alternative & Punk
2. The Council Of ElrondEnyaThe Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring Soundtrack
3. True To LifeRoxy MusicAvalonAlternative & Punk
4. Endless SacrificeDream TheaterTrain Of ThoughtMetal
5. Mexican RadioWall Of VoodooCall Of The WestAlternative & Punk
6. Outside Of This (Inside Of That)Jon & VangelisThe Friends Of Mr. CairoRock
7. South Side Of The SkyYesFragileRock
8. May The Cube Be With YouThomas DolbyAliens Ate My BuickAlternative & Punk
9. Caught In A WebDream TheaterAwakeMetal
10. All Things In LifeToad The Wet SprocketCoilAlternative & Punk

AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION

Another one of these scams made it past my spam filter:

Subject: AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION
From: luckystar03@ny.com
Reply-To: luckystar03@ny.com

FROM:LUCKYSTAR E-GAMES
WINNING NOTICE FOR CATEGORY “A” WINNER
RE:AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION

Dear Lucky Winner,

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The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 25,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. No tickets were sold. After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as one of two winners in the category “A” with the following:

Ref Number: 35149/337-5247/LMI
Batch Number:2637/2312-LMI/2005
Ticket Number:967666233

You as well as the other winner are therefore to receive a cash prize of 1,500.000.(ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND EUROS ONLY) each from the total payout. Your prize awards has been insured with your e-mail address and will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory report.

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Mr. Robert Heinz
Financial Director, LUCKYSTAR E-GAMES
Netherlands Company,De Amsterdamse
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776 1102 MG Amsterdam
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E-mail:financeofficer01@netscape.net
Tel:+31-622-589-709
Fax:+31-847-499-708

IMPORTANT NOTICE:

(a) Note that there exists a periodic condition on all claims process,failing which would lead to disqualification and winnings Forfeiture. Winners are therefore advised to expedite their claims process.

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Click on the links above for Ref Number, Batch Number, and Ticket Number. Note that none of them are unique. And why are three numbers required anyway?

See also: I may already be a winner!

Less Futurama News

(via Loopy)

All Apoligies

Guys,
I’m sorry I gave inaccurate info on the cartoon.I was told on one end that the TV show was a go but DXC enlightened me (with a hammer) that this was not the case. I think there is a Futurama project as in DVD’s but I appearently had bad info.But I do live to give good Futurama news to people.So I must’ve died or something.

All eyes on the skies,

Billy

See Also:

Friday Random Ten: 2006-03-24


NameArtistAlbumGenre
1. Cotton TailNeil PeartBurning For Buddy: A Tribute To The Music Of Buddy RichJazz
2. The Black RiderHoward ShoreThe Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring Soundtrack
3. The Ring Goes SouthHoward ShoreThe Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The RingSoundtrack
4. Twentienth Century FoxThe DoorsThe DoorsRock
5. I Have Been In YouFrank ZappaSheik YerboutiAlternative & Punk
6. Recuerdos (Reminiscences)Stan KentonCuban Fire!Jazz
7. Symphony No. 5; I. ModeratoThe Cleveland Orch. / Lorin MaazelShostakovich: Symphony No. 5; Stravinsky: The Rite of SpringClassical
8. Pile DriverStan RidgwayThe Big HeatRock
9. Wonderous StoriesYesGoing For The OneRock
10. Down the Coast HwyStan RidgwayBlack DiamondAlternative & Punk

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