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(more…)An Iowa corn farmer (Taylor Lautner), hearing voices, interprets them as a command to build a football field in his fields; he does, and the National Football League comes.
Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahide pipeline running straight to the tropics from the rug producing regions and devalue the dollar!
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(more…)An Iowa corn farmer (Taylor Lautner), hearing voices, interprets them as a command to build a football field in his fields; he does, and the National Football League comes.
Then I was right. Job has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn’t a God.
— Kyle Broflovski
The Alan Parsons Project – “Games People Play”:
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