Sufferness?

Another scam claiming a prior business relationship…

From: “Mr.Yves Adams” <yvesadams1@yahoo.com>
Reply-To: yvesadams@yahoo.fr
Date: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 05:58:31 -0700
Subject: From Mr Yves Adams Finally Succeeded

Dearest.Friend,

Not so fast, buddy.

I wish to inform you that i finally succeeded in transfering the Funds which intiated you before through the Over Invoice contract awarded by Federal Government with my new partner from Bahamas Eng.Carlos Gomez.

Huh?

Right now am in Kwuait investing my own share of the total Funds.

Kwuait? WTF?

Neverthless,i didn’t forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it could not work out.

Yeah, right.

I want you to contact my secretary,

And I want you to drop dead.

his name is Desmond Aku and his email address is( des_aku@yahoo.fr ) ask him to send you the total US$920,000.00 in a Certified Bank Draft which i kept for your earlier assistance . I really appreciated your efforts at that time very much.

Kindly get in touched with my secretary Desmond Aku and instruct him where send the Bank Draft to you.

I’m sure he will.

Do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferness at that time. in the moment, i am very busy here because = of the investment projects which I and my new partner are having at hand. Finally i want to inform you that you will required to take charge of your mailing of Draft expenses.

I thought so… And sufferness, WTF?

I wish you best of luck,as you contact Mr Desmond Aku.

Best Regards
Mr.Yves Adams

Mr. Adams says he’s in Kuwait (or is it Kwuait?), but this email is from a computer in the U.S.A.

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United Asian Trading Company

A phony job offer scam gets by the old spam filters…

From: Asian Trading Company <info@unitedasiantradingcompany.jp>
Reply-To: nfodeskasiantrading_company@yahoo.com.hk

Japan? Honk Kong? Make up your mind!

Date: Fri, 8 Jun 2007 03:46:46 +0100
Subject: 10% Interest Offer , On Every Deal By United Asian Trading Company

United Asian Trading Company.
Head Office
23, Shangnan Twon
Mnhou Country Japan
Tel:+(0870 068 7067

Odd, the only references to “Shangnan Twon” and “Mnhou Country” found on Google are to other scam emails.

Attn Ceo,

Ceo?

We have a job offer available for you, We got your email address from an Online Job search directory.

Which directory? Note: This email was sent to an address not used by me on Monster, etc.

We are a very small International trading company with our corporate headquarters based in Japan.We deal on raw materials and finished personal care Products including live long products. Due to our competent records we have been recieving orders from EUROPE,UNITED KINGDOM ,AUSTRALIA and NORTHERN AMERICA which we have not been able to process competently since we do not have a payment recieving personel in these Areas, as it is difficult to have payments sent from foreign, countries processed within a short time in ASIA.

recieving? personel? You don’t have access to a spell checker?

We have decided to recruit payment officers online hence we will be needing a representative to process our payments in these areas – due to delays in processing payments from these areas in ASIA. We offer flexible program: two hours/day at your choice, daytime and evening time. Work at home: checking e-mail and going to the bank Part time or full time Professional contact team with very good support and communication skills Other highlights: no selling involved, no kit to buy,we won’t charge you anything Monthly salary: $250 every two weeks to a total of $500 per month Commission:10% of every money order/check that is cashed instantly “cash in hand” or “cash on counter” is what you get from the total cashed amount.

Blah Blah Blah…

EXAMPLE If you receive a check of $1,000.00 your 10% Commission is $100.00,our company supports any fees.

<sarcasm>
I would have never been able to figure that out myself. Thanks.
</sarcasm>

You will process at least 2-3 orders per day and you will earn more than $200.00 cash in hand each day.

Whoopty-freakin’-do!

REMEMBER: THE MORE ORDERS YOU PROCESS- AT A FASTER RATE THE HIGHER YOU STAND TO EARN DAILY.What we ask:Two free hours daily not including weekends, Internet access for sending and receiving e-mails,available means of cashing money orders/cheques at your bank.

<sarcasm>
You ask for so little. Nice.
</sarcasm>

IMPORTANT NOTE:You must be over 21 years of age.U.S,UK,CANADIAN OR AUSTRALIAN CITIZENSHIP.If you meet these conditions please contact us by replying at this e-mail address:

Email : infodeskasiantrading_company@yahoo.com.hk

A yahoo email address? <sarcasm>This must be legit.</sarcasm>

If you are intrested,Please send the following information below to us,

FULL NAME, CONTACT HOME ADDRESS, HOME PHONE/ FAX, CELL PHONE, ZIP CODE, OCCUPATION, AGE,

For quick delivery of payments.You will never be ask for anything more then that, no bank names, no bank account number, routing number, credit card,passwords,ssn # etc.If anyone asks for those on our behalf please do not give out this info.This is to ensure your security and non involvement in cases of Identity. Thanks.

(Sir) Michael Lee

Sir? ‘Oh, I say, we are grand, aren’t we? Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I’m off to play the grand piano. Pardon me while I direct payments at my Asian trading company.’

(Director of Payments)

Perhaps (Sir) Michael Lee can tell us why a Japanese (or is it Hong Kong?) company would send an email from a computer in the U.K.?

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