Obama’s Secret Plot To Bring 100 Million Muslims to the US In the past few years, paranoid conservatives have cooked up all sorts of conspiracy theories about President Barack Obama. Some have claimed he has a secret plan to confiscate guns. Others have said he has a secret plan to confiscate IRA accounts. Still others … Continue reading “Grade A Crazy”
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Voting Republican
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And now a public service announcement for the kiddies
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Flower Promotion FAIL
A certain flower retailer has come up with an unusual way to sell flowers. If any of these images inspire you or your valentine to thoughts of romance, then please do humanity a favor and don’t procreate…
Because railroads are just so awesome…
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
— http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com/2009/03/ephemera-2009-7.html
You Can’t Explain That
Biblical “Scholars” at Fox “News”
Oh, the Irony
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
— http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com/2009/03/ephemera-2009-7.html
An Unholy Abomination Straight from the Deepest Pit of Hell
Tea Party vs. the Founders
Now I want you teabaggers out there to understand one thing. While you idolize the Founding Fathers and dress up like them and smell like them, I think it’s pretty clear that the Founding Fathers would’ve hated your guts, and what’s more, you would’ve hated them!
They were everything you despise. They studied science, read Plato, hung out in Paris, and thought the Bible was mostly bullshit.
— Bill Maher