Here’s an email that slipped by my spam filter (spelling and formatting preserved).
Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2004 15:35:20 -0400 (EDT)
From: “Dede Donovan”
Subject: Are search engines include you website?
Potencial customers don’t visit your website bcause can’t find it in Major Search Engines?
Get your website be included to search indexes of:
Google, Yahoo, Lycos ,MSN, AOL, Webcrawler ,HotBot etc.
Get your website relisted for several months to qain more search engine traffic.
Submit my website!
Don’t underrate the free search enqine traffic potential!
This email only scored a 4.7 (a score of 5.0 is required to be classified as spam).
It also looks like this spam came from Chile (or was at least routed through a machine in Chile).
Does this look like mangled English from a Spanish speaker (it kind of looks like engrish to me)? Or is the mangled syntax some clever scheme to get by Bayesian spam filters?
Press 1 for perfect sandwiches:
A panini press, or panini machine, is like a waffle iron, but the plates that get hot are flat or, more likely, ribbed, like a grill pan. You can buy one for as little as $40 or as much as $100.
The press is usually quite heavy for its size, as the top plate presses down on the sandwich, flattening it a bit and causing the sandwich contents to squish together and become one glorious, warm, melded interior.
Because both the top and bottom plates of the press get hot, the sandwich requires no turning and cooks evenly on both sides.
I use my panini machine to make every kind of sandwich, including good old-fashioned grilled cheese, but if you aren’t interested in cluttering up your counter with one more device, you can use a George Foreman-type grill to great effect in making hot sandwiches. Or you can use the method that short-order cooks have used for decades: Set the sandwich in an ordinary skillet to cook, but put a heavy pan or cast-iron skillet on top of it to press it down.
“I have a plan to increase wetlands by three million.”
— George W. Bush (October 8, 2004)
(via Jesus’ General)
Blessed are the resolute for they shall not be held accountable for the deaths caused by their incompetence.
Go ahead and take Cheney’s advice and check out factcheck.com.
While you’re at it,
check out FactCheck.org.
Here’s some questions Cheney should have to answer (from www.thenation.com):
They deceived us about the weapons of mass destruction, that’s true. We were taken for a ride.
— President Aleksander Kwasniewski of Poland
(via The Laporte Report)
Image virus spreads via chat:
According to the Internet Storm Center, the victims received AOL Instant Messenger messages that directed them to Web sites that hosted the dangerous JPEG images.
The instant messages read: “Check out my profile, click GET INFO!” When visited, the Web site automatically sends malicious code embedded in the JPEG image to the computer, Ullrich said. Once infected with the code, the computer sends the same message to other contacts in the instant-messenger list.
The code also installs a back door that can give hackers remote control over the infected computer.
Can anyone give me a compelling reason for using Windows?