Grade A Crazy

Obama’s Secret Plot To Bring 100 Million Muslims to the US

In the past few years, paranoid conservatives have cooked up all sorts of conspiracy theories about President Barack Obama. Some have claimed he has a secret plan to confiscate guns. Others have said he has a secret plan to confiscate IRA accounts. Still others have contended he’s setting up clandestine FEMA concentration camps. And, of course, there’s the big one: Obama’s is an undercover socialist purposefully trying to wreck the US economy so he can implement a dictatorial takeover. But here’s the mother of all right-wing conspiracy theories: Obama is scheming to bring tens of millions of Muslims—perhaps up to 100 million—from the Middle East into the United States in order to turn this country into an Islamic nation by the end of his second term.

Friday Random Ten: 2011-02-25


NameArtistAlbumGenre
1. Laser ShowFountains Of WayneUtopia ParkwayAlternative & Punk
2. That Voice AgainPeter GabrielSoRock
3. Siren SongAlan ParsonsTry Anything OnceRock
4. The DreamingKate BushThe Whole StoryAlternative & Punk
5. Soul KitchenThe DoorsThe DoorsRock
6. MoonbaseThomas DolbyThe Gate To The Mind’s EyeAlternative & Punk
7. These WallsDream TheaterOctavariumMetal
8. Learning To LiveDream TheaterImages And WordsMetal
9. End Of The LineStan RidgwayThe Big HeatRock
10. The Meek Shall Inherit NothingFrank ZappaYou Are What You IsAlternative & Punk

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A scam gets by the spam filter…

From: “ROLAND KIM”<leoruss1@yahoo.com>
Reply-To: <rokimland@blumail.org>
Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2011 20:47:41 +0100
Subject: WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.

Attention Beneficiary,

It was agreed and resolved in today’s Board Of Executive meeting held and your impending fund has been approved for payment by the Board Of Executives, our Data Processing Unit has been directed to process your fund for onward release to you but it was not successful because we found out that the transfer was going to the wrong person.

A run-on sentence is no way to start a scam email…

The transfer code/IMF Bond Payment Guarantee Certificate (T.C/IMF BOND CERT) shall be transmitted to you for your perusal and retention prior to the confirmation of your fund into your designated or nominated bank account in your country, Be informed that your approval fund of $10,500,000,00 ( Ten Million, Five Hundred united states dollars only ) will be release to you via our online Banking system/ Any other way you feel safe receiving this money should be stated clearly.

My, aren’t we long winded…

You are directed to get back to us for further directions on how to apply for the fund release from our Bank via online Banking or any other payment method of your choice but first, reconfirm your details:-

You are directed to go fsck youself.

Your Full Names:-
Your Contact address (Home/Office):-
Your Mobile:-
Your Telephone number:-
Your Age & Occupation:-

Waiting your Utmost Response.

What’s an Utmost Response?

Yours Sincerely,

Roland Kim

I, for one, welcome our new machine overlords

IBM Wins ‘Jeopardy’ With Triple Jennings’s Score

Machine bested man yesterday, as International Business Machines Corp.’s computer beat two former “Jeopardy!” champions at the TV quiz show.

“Watson,” IBM’s computer named after its founder Thomas J. Watson, finished the three-day tournament with $77,147. Ken Jennings came in second with $24,000, followed by Brad Rutter with $21,600.

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