Nothing like a good football analogy

(via APS – What’s new by Robert L. Park – Friday, 11 Feb 05)

2. PROLIFERATION: TAUNTING IS ONLY AGAINST THE RULES IN THE NFL.
Let’s see if we’ve got this right: based on unfounded rumors of nuclear weapons in Iraq, the U.S. committed itself to a war that has so far cost the lives of more than 2,000 American troops and another 10,000 wounded. Perhaps 18,000 Iraqi civilians have been killed, and more than 6,000 military. This carnage has cost us $153 billion, and there’s no end in sight. Although he had no weapons of mass destruction, we’re told the Iraq war is justified because Sadam is a really bad guy. Kim Jong Il is no sweetheart either, and N. Korea is dancing in the end zone with its nukes.

KLatin and Kiten

While updating to the latest version of KDE, I came across two nifty apps.

The first is KLatin – a program to help revise Latin. Yes, probably not terribly useful, but a fun time waster.

The other is Kiten – a Japanese reference/learning tool. This one is actually pretty useful, at least for me, since I’m wrapping up the development of a multilanguage version (including Japanese) of a client’s software.

Rev. Michael E. Schmidt

In case there was any doubt Rev. Michael E. Schmidt is an objectively shitty person, he attempted to post this to my guestbook (Note: I replaced variations of my name with x’s. Otherwise the text is identical to what he tried to post):

Name: your wife is so ugly Xxxxx Xxxxxxxx
Email: yourwifeisugly@hotmail.com
Date: Tue Feb 8 18:18:42 2005
Homepage: http://www.XXXXXXXXXXXXswifeisugly.com
From: Xxxxx Xxxxxxxx your wife is so ugly
Referred from: Just Surfed On In!
Comments:

Your wife is so ugly Xxxxx X Xxxxxxxx !!!!

You can erase this but you can not erase her bad looks!!!!!!!!!

Your corps sucked , 31st place , no wonder you erased your scores , you sucked so bad that your corps even got beat by Pride of Cincinnati who was a bunch of rookie dudes rollin around in old beat up school buses!!!

You got beat by both moose and also by howdy

hahahhahahhahhahahah

You are a liberal dem anti bush pro abort arent you ???

You are a hate mongerer Xxxxx !!!

Rachael Ray Sex Video

Check out: Rachael Ray Drinking Game

Let’s see just how popular a certain somewhat annoying Food Network personality actually is. We all know as soon as someone attains celebrity status, people start looking for nude pictures or naughty videos featuring that person.

As far as I know, no such pictures or videos featuring Rachael Ray exist.