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Microsoft Surface:
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(via Captain Carl’s Daily Blarrrg) If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for … Continue reading “Simple Home Remedies”
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And finally, New Rule: Conservatives have to stop rolling their eyes every time they hear the word, “France.” Like just calling something “French” is the ultimate argument winner. As if to say, “What can you say about a country that was too stupid to get on board with our wonderfully-conceived and brilliantly-executed war in Iraq?”
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