So the white house has personnel changes. Then you write they’re just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. First of all, that is a terrible metaphor. This ships not sinking. This administration is soaring. If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg… — Stephen Colbert (White House Correspondent’s Dinner: April 29, … Continue reading “Deck Chairs”
You know what I like most about the NCAA Basketball Tournament? Sixty-three losers. — George Carlin
Walks into a bar…
(via email) A Ringwraith walks into a bar, sits down, and gets a beer. A local lothario comes over, takes the next seat, and says: “So tell me–what’s a Nazgul like you doing in a place like this?”
(via Pharyngula) Non-Religious Turmoil Escalates 15,000 atheists in London rioted after a blank sheet of paper was found on a cartoonist’s desk. Turns out there’s a cartoon.
Stolen from Dave Barry in Cyberspace: 🙂 Happy person 🙁 Sad person 🙂 Happy person with a nose 🙁 Sad person with a nose :–( Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose 😀 Person laughing :-D* Person laughing so hard that he or she does not notice that a 5-legged … Continue reading “Emoticons”
Intelligent Design FAQ
(via Pharyngula) For your enjoyment and edification, here’s an Intelligent Design FAQ.
Wow! Mallard Fillmore can actually be funny…
Check out: Gipper, the Talking Points Duck
History of BASIC
Lots of laughs — History of the BASIC family of languages: 1983 – Microsoft produces their first BASIC compiler for the PC. They are so embarrassed about it, they convince IBM to sell it under the IBM brand. The IBM Basic Compiler 1.0 is launched. It allows programs to have a maximum size of 64K, … Continue reading “History of BASIC”
The Top 10 Reasons to Work in IT
(via Dark Bilious Vapors) The top 10 reasons to work in IT: I love living the Revenge of the Nerds It’s a nice way to avoid the social and personal stresses that go with upward mobility It’s the satisfaction – every time I finish the re-install and reboot cycle I feel I’ve learnt something new … Continue reading “The Top 10 Reasons to Work in IT”
Rachael Ray Drinking Game
(solen from slobak) Get drunk in 30 minutes or less: Sayings: “EVOO”1 drink “Sammie”1 drink “Healthful”1 drink “Stoup”2 drinks “GB”2 drinks “Spoonula”2 drinks “Fry-o-lator”3 drinks any of the above followed by an explanation of what it stands for+1 drink “Yummo”1 drink “Delish!”1 drink “Awesome”1 drink “How _____ is that?”1 drink creates an all-new and completely … Continue reading “Rachael Ray Drinking Game”