(via Musings of a Philosophical Scrivener….) How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb? The Answer is SEVEN: one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb, one to blame the previous administration for … Continue reading “Yet Another Bush Joke”
(via Leoville) In honor of April 1: Top 100 April Fool’s Day Hoaxes of All Time
If, as some people believe, there is a fine line between the banal and the clever, this has certainly crossed it: www.badgerbadgerbadger.com I’ll let you decide which direction.
In my email today: Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.” One of … Continue reading “Another George W. Bush Joke”
(via Blah3.com ) Yet another Miserable Failure action figure: G. I. Joke
Today, marks the return of Opus (I actually saw it late Friday night because that’s when we get the Sunday supplement to our newspaper). Yes, it was pretty darn good and one of the best looking comics I’ve seen. But it’s hard to tell where Breathed headed with it. Sadly, it doesn’t seem to be … Continue reading “Opus has Returned”
Thanks to Glorfindel of Gondolin for this one Thanks to the Church Sign Generator.
(from eWeek) … enables developers to easily migrate COBOL applications to Windows and the .Net Framework … Finally we have a technology that gives us the stability of Microsoft combined with the elegance of COBOL.
I’ll bet versions of this predate Bush, but it’s still damn funny… While walking down the street one day, George “Dubya” Bush is shot and killed by a disgruntled NRA member. His soul arrives in heaven and he is met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you … Continue reading “George W. Bush Joke”
From the Boston Globe: Cartoonist Berkeley Breathed is resurrecting Opus the penguin from the 1980s comic strip “Bloom County” for a new series to appear in Sunday comics this November. The Sunday-only strip, to be called “Opus,” begins Nov. 23, the Washington Post reported yesterday. It will be syndicated by The Washington Post Writers Group.