(from the this is probably only funny if you’ve lived in Saint Louis dept.) Here’s an April 1 post found on stlbloggers.com: SOLD We apologize for the inconvenience but the StlBloggers.com domain and website have been sold to Becky’s Carpet and Tile. Starting tomorrow the forums will be removed and replaced with ads for our … Continue reading “How did I miss this one?”
(from the haven’t we seen this before? dept.) In honor of April 1: Top 100 April Fool’s Day Hoaxes of All Time
Astronomy Picture of the Day: 2005 April 1
(via get your war on) My wife and I made our living wills last night. Mine says that if I fall into a persistent vegetative state, and Tom DeLay comes within a hundred miles of me, I am to turn into a zombie and rip his fucking head off. They can’t prosecute the undead for … Continue reading “Living Will”
(via email) A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke’s hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there’s nowhere to go but straight down. Darth Vader: Obi-Wan … Continue reading “The TRUE ending to “The Empire Strikes Back””
(stolen from Pharyngula)
(from the this explains everything dept.) (via email) George W. Bush is gathering all armies to him, to cover the land in a second darkness! Thanks to Glorfindel of Gondolin for the caption.
(via BBspot) Just in case one of the Geek Pick-up Lines actually worked for you… Geek Break-up Lines (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F Relationship failed. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities. You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click … Continue reading “Geek break-up lines”
(from the summaries of great literature for people with short attention spans dept.) (via Studio 360) Here’s a two minute summary of Moby-Dick: Moby-Dude.
(stolen from stlbloggers.com) There are 75 “official neighborhoods” in the City of St. Louis. St. Louisans commonly give directions (especially for restaurants) to strangers based on these neighborhoods which aren’t marked on any maps that are handed out by the tourist board, the AAA or Mapquest. There are 54 school districts — on the Missouri … Continue reading “Visitor’s Guide to Driving in St. Louis”