(stolen from William Gibson) How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb? None. There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision and nothing has happened to change our minds. People who criticize this light bulb now, just because it … Continue reading “Bush Light Bulb Joke”
(stolen from Brad DeLong) Q: How does George W. Bush change a lightbulb? A: John Kerry says that the light bulb needs to be changed. Flip-flopper. We do not need to change the lightbulb! We need to stay the course!
(from the Oh, the Humanity! dept.) (via email) Check out: Shatner has Been If you like that link, you’ll love the First Church of Shatnerology.
This time, right wing bloggers are accepting the authenticity of this memo without question.
(via email) THE OFFICIAL GOD FAQ
(via Musings of a Philosophical Scrivener) Too bad I didn’t know these when I was single… Geek Pick-up Lines Tell me of this thing you humans call… [dramatic pause here] love. If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine. They don’t call me Bones because I’m a … Continue reading “Geek Pick-up Lines”
Why would anyone think a Canadian would want to fence 50,000 cans of beer? (from Reuters) TORONTO (Reuters) – Somewhere in Canada there are thieves with nearly 50,000 cans of beer they will have a hard time selling, although police said on Thursday the truck driver who disappeared with the loot has been arrested. The … Continue reading “Can’t fence?”
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