The Top 10 Reasons to Work in IT

(via Dark Bilious Vapors) The top 10 reasons to work in IT: I love living the Revenge of the Nerds It’s a nice way to avoid the social and personal stresses that go with upward mobility It’s the satisfaction – every time I finish the re-install and reboot cycle I feel I’ve learnt something new … Continue reading “The Top 10 Reasons to Work in IT”

Rachael Ray Drinking Game

(solen from slobak) Get drunk in 30 minutes or less: Sayings: “EVOO”1 drink “Sammie”1 drink “Healthful”1 drink “Stoup”2 drinks “GB”2 drinks “Spoonula”2 drinks “Fry-o-lator”3 drinks any of the above followed by an explanation of what it stands for+1 drink “Yummo”1 drink “Delish!”1 drink “Awesome”1 drink “How _____ is that?”1 drink creates an all-new and completely … Continue reading “Rachael Ray Drinking Game”

But I can explain everything…

Almost always amusing, but the Onion hits one out of the park with this one: Philandering String Theorist Can Explain Everything BATAVIA, IL—Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory physicist Laird Karmann, a noted string theorist and accused philanderer, said Monday that he can “explain everything” if his wife Elizabeth will just give him a chance. “Surely, anyone … Continue reading “But I can explain everything…”

Standard Disclaimer

(printed by fortune in one of my terminal windows today) This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly may be required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. May be too intense for some … Continue reading “Standard Disclaimer”