(solen from slobak) Get drunk in 30 minutes or less: Sayings: “EVOO”1 drink “Sammie”1 drink “Healthful”1 drink “Stoup”2 drinks “GB”2 drinks “Spoonula”2 drinks “Fry-o-lator”3 drinks any of the above followed by an explanation of what it stands for+1 drink “Yummo”1 drink “Delish!”1 drink “Awesome”1 drink “How _____ is that?”1 drink creates an all-new and completely … Continue reading “Rachael Ray Drinking Game”
(from the let’s create a sensational headline for this story dept.) Drinking decaffeinated coffee may be harmful to heart health: Decaffeinated — not caffeinated — coffee may cause an increase in harmful LDL cholesterol by increasing a specific type of blood fat linked to the metabolic syndrome, hints a new study presented at the American … Continue reading “Decaffeinated Coffee Will Kill You”
(from the I doubt you’ll see this at McDonald’s anytime soon dept.) Next time you have french fries, try putting some balsamic vinegar (or perhaps a balsamic vinaigrette) on them. You’ll be glad you did.
(from the WTF is quinoa? dept.) Stolen from Tina’s Shark Tank: 1 Cup Quinoa 2 Cups apple cider assortment of sliced/diced/chiffonaded fall vegetables of your choice (I used sweet potatoes, parsnips, and Chinese cabbage), 1-2 cups, according to your personal taste Cinnamon Nutmeg black pepper sea salt In a skillet, brown the vegetables in canola … Continue reading “Quinoa with Autumn Vegetables”
(from the too much soju will make you do strange things dept.) (via Dark Bilious Vapors) Steve, Don’t Eat It! – Silkworm Pupas: “High Protein – Great side dish when drinking alcohol.” I imagine this came from the silkworm marketing team when faced with the nagging question “Who the fuck’s gonna eat this?!” The answer: … Continue reading “Oh No! I ate something featured in “Steve, Don’t Eat It!””
(via Dark Bilious Vapors) NOMINATED AS ONE OF CHICAGO’S WONDERS: Chicago Hot Dogs : Not much in this world is perfect. The Chicago Hot Dog is perfect. Boiled or steamed, not grilled, it lies regally in a lightly steamed poppy-seed bun and is anointed with: Diced onion Tomato wedges Pickle relish the color of Kryptonite … Continue reading “Chicago Hot Dogs”
(from the yet another reason to stay out of prison dept.) (via Dark Bilious Vapors) Steve makes prison wine. While you’re at it, check out the rest of the hilarious Steve, Don’t Eat It! series.
Check out: Rachael Ray Drinking Game Let’s see just how popular a certain somewhat annoying Food Network personality actually is. We all know as soon as someone attains celebrity status, people start looking for nude pictures or naughty videos featuring that person. As far as I know, no such pictures or videos featuring Rachael Ray … Continue reading “Rachael Ray Sex Video”
(via Musings of a Philosophical Scrivener….) Danish students launch open source and shareware beer: A group of IT-students fra the IT-University in Copenhagen has launched a new “open-source” beer, writes the technical journal Ingeniøren. It is described by the students as “a great tasting energetic beer and it’s the world’s first open source beer! It … Continue reading “Mmmm, Open Source Beer”