(via The Laporte Report) John Kerry is being Google-bombed by conservative activists (“waffles” -> John Kerry). Since this web site has a high ranking for waffles and things related to waffles, I’m helping out our conservative friends so their efforts don’t become a miserable failure.
(via Daily Kos) Make your own Bush/Cheney poster at the official Bush/Cheney web site. Update: It was fun while it lasted, but you can only choose from a menu of states and a menu of coalition groups – there’s no longer a “fill in the blank” option. Here’s a couple of examples of the fun
George W. Bush is unelectable and a miserable failure. While we’re at it: Bush Military Record.
(via Blah3.com ) Yet another Miserable Failure action figure: G. I. Joke
First of all, it wasn’t my idea – I learned about it from blah3. Looks like Old Fashioned Patriot was the one who started this. (I did play a roll in making it work, though) Traffic to this site has increased by at least an order of magnitude (WOO-HOO!) I’ve had to temporarily disable comments
(via Musings of a Philosophical Scrivener…) BUSH: CLAP ME OR NO EU SPEECH: GEORGE Bush pulled out of a speech to the European Parliament when MEPs wouldn’t guarantee a standing ovation. Senior White House officials said the President would only go to Strasbourg to talk about Iraq if he had a stage-managed welcome. A source
Miserable Failure Here’s a page to keep track of the the status of the Miserable Failure Project. As of 2003-11-01, Miserable Failure has yet to appear in the top 100.
Miserable Failure‘s biography is the number 2 result when searching for “miserable failure” with Google. You can also check this page to keep track of the the status of the Miserable Failure Project.
Yesterday, George W. Bush (aka Miserable Failure) blamed the “Mission Accomplish” fiasco on the crew of the USS Lincoln: THE PRESIDENT: Nora, I think you ought to look at my speech. I said, Iraq is a dangerous place and we’ve still got hard work to do, there’s still more to be done. And we had
I’m listening to Miserable Failure‘s press conference. He sounds completely disinterested and disengaged (even more so than usual). His doctors must be messing with is meds… Apparently Iraq is a dangerous place. New Bush word: Suiciders Update: here’s the transcript. Here’s an “interesting” exchange: Q Thank you, Mr. President. You recently put Condoleezza Rice, your